May 2013
wimey:
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “who do you like” or “awkward sexual task”
April 2013
He found her most beautiful not when she was all fancied up, but when she...
– (via freshtulla)
Iker will not come to Barça. He’s a Madrid man and would not walk away. I would...
– Xavi Hernandez (via moreawesomewithfootball)
How to college:
drink coffee
cry
me: wow i have so much work to do
me: --goes on tumblr--
me: --watches a movie--
me: --writes a novel--
me: --teaches myself sitar--
me: --climbs a mountain--
me: --backpacks through europe--
me: why am i not getting anything done
Young girls need to learn that sexiness isn’t about being naked.
– Marc Jacobs (via mermaidemm)